A Poor DJ In Art Hell…
Lately discussed developments in contemporary art - no generally binding form at all and thus sooo 21st century - versus contemporary “dance” music - very strict/ conservative form and thus sooo 20th century - with friends, among them Harry Seldom btw. Afterwards felt the need to expose what happens to a poor DJ in the sophisticated art worlds, visiting the Documenta 12 in Kassel. You know, this mega art event which takes place every five (!) years only in this forlorn place… please, read on, it starts now:
Kassel-town, northern Hessen, middle Germany.
Yo, dis is da brother Zuck form da label Stalking Go Go Girls. We spared no money no hardship but left one of those famous Berlin weekends behind to go where no DJ has gone before, Kassel-town, norther Hessen, middle Germany. No Weekend Club roof, no Panne Bar, no afterhour, no eatin’-out at Goldener Hahn. Not even electronic music. Just(ice) art. Actually an art marathon. If not the “iron man” of all such art shows. Plus, pedagogy everywhere. That’s what they Germans call “Betroffenheit” I hear. Say me my German sista Heidi who has brought me poor DJ man here. And at night only a poor Salsa Club to serve the Party hungry crowds (uhm, where are they in Kassel town, northern Hessen, middle Germany?). So when we arrive at a time when in Berlin they all do their jumpstyle it’s only ’bout 4 couples left dancin’ - very well dancing’ though. I wonder why you rarely find such hot, tire burning’ chicks in these so called “cool” Berlin clubs. Oh-my-ass…
For that latter concerning da art shows, you better go Art Basel Miami Beach man, there you get da full package ma man. Basel is all about da money and Miami all about tits - and it shows, plus the partying hard after. Cool with me even if I not invited play there (yet - word for it!). But Documenta, Kassel-town, northern Hessen, middle Germany. Not again my friend. I rather stay home and spank Heidis behind as these German Fräulein’s like it. Yo! Over and out from da hypnotic minimalist Doc Zuckermann.
yo man da havez youz a nize xperienz - btw dont miksup de Ms with da Heidis and zay hello to da Fräuleins
yo
Comment by sPermalink — January 24, 2008 @ January 24, 2008
Macka, was fürn Englisch is DAS denn?
Comment by derbanker — January 25, 2008 @ January 25, 2008
@sPerma: hällo, hellau I say to mi fräuleins, you bet!
@derBanker: sorry banka, but me poor man dont speak da language of da herrenmensch, so what did you say? on dis subject, watch dis!
Comment by zuckermann — January 25, 2008 @ January 25, 2008
as i said: art MUST hurt.
don’t go to art exhibitions if you are not man enough to stand them.
don’t go to art exhibitions if you are not girl enough to stand them.
don’t art go to exhibitions if enough girl are not to stand you. 8-0
Comment by mangold — January 25, 2008 @ January 25, 2008
Hurt? Bah, you are suuuuch a romantic, dear. we ar(t)e not living in the 19th century, are we?
but yes man , if their not enough girl in da art ex, i won’tta go!
Comment by zuckermann — January 25, 2008 @ January 25, 2008
When Zuckermann is 60 he’ll move to Kassel and spend his nights in da Salsa bar ending at the time when he used to go out in Berlin.
Comment by mac — January 25, 2008 @ January 25, 2008
and when mac is 37, he’ll move to ibiza and open a keyword shop for the tourists - c’mon mac, life is an island beeeeach
Comment by zuckermann — January 25, 2008 @ January 25, 2008
I love da banka, he’s soo germanic. And for da accent, read some Twain - much betta dan da wannabe hiphoppies suppiepuppieculture
Comment by sPermalink — January 27, 2008 @ January 27, 2008
Twain, like in MARK Twain??? Dear, you must be kiddin’. There’s no such thing as american literature…
Comment by zuckermann — January 27, 2008 @ January 27, 2008
[…] Doctor” Zuckermann got carried away in the fine world of “da(ft)” fine arts lately, my other self is back now with “something complety different” […]
Pingback by » Release 2 (GO GO G 2) by The Trouble With Harry (Harry Seldom & Zuckermann)Stalking GoGo-Girls — January 28, 2008 @ January 28, 2008
yeah sPermalink, TWAIN, like Mark, D-Mark or Mark Brandenburg - there is no such thing as a cool DJ
Comment by derbanker — January 29, 2008 @ January 29, 2008
not to speak of bankas
Comment by zuckermann — January 29, 2008 @ January 29, 2008
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